The Pauline Pantsdown
Simarlarly, Mr Thompson, 37 who had worked for the former Queensland Treasurer, Mrs Joan Sheldon, believes Ms Hanson's absence from Blair and her role as One Nation's leader helped him win the seat.
"I focused on doing something for the local people while she was doing battle with Pauline Pantsdown and running a three-ring circus with the media"
-Sydney Morning Herald , Wednesday 7 October 1998
5th December 1998 - Pauline Pantsdown was crucified at a local Sydney straight festival last night. In the middle of running a campaign against straight oppression, Pauline Pantsdown and her entourage visited a straight Sydney [Queens' Land] festival last Saturday, dancing with straight boys until 2am, when they crucified her.
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|After much sleuthing - well a stroll up Oxford Street - the Fan Club can reveal Pauline Pantsdown is none other than Janette Howard, a mild mannered housewife on Sydney's North Shore.|
|The face of Astrayan
politics has been changed for ever.
On Saturday 12th September Pauline Pantsdown, the real mother of our Nation, launched her campaign for a Senate seat in NSW. She outlined her vision for Astraya including a Ten-Point Plan, and recommended putting One Nation last on ballot papers. Her newest chart-topping single "I Don't Like It" played away in the background. A major part of Pauline's campaign will be to cast out the Hanson-Howard Coalition. You can Vote 1 for bad dress sense without the bad smell of xenophobia and racism.
Wherever Pauline appears, she causes
a media feeding frenzy
Pauline Pantsdown's 10-Point Plan
|WhO iS PAUliNE PANtSdOWN
That's the question on everyone's badly-made-up lips! Hanson's lawyers told Judge Ambrose in the Brisbane Supreme Court that they were "making enquiries" as to Pantsdown's identity. All they had to go on was a video of Pantsdown's appearance on the Today Show, which they played in the courtroom. Our Pauline was resplendent in a beautiful red dress with big white buttons, surprisingly similar to one worn by the interviewer, Tracey Grimshaw. She told the national TV audience that "127% of the maynstream Astrayan public'll back me on this issue."
For the record, Ms. Pantsdown has yet to hear from Hanson's lawyers. "I've heard rumours that Hanson is goin' through all the Pantsdowns in the phone book" she says, "but we'll have to hope she's got the spelling right!"
In fact, Our Pauline finds it unusual that Hanson has had so much trouble tracking her down. "Doesn't she recognise her own sister?!", she exclaims. That's right, folks. Born Raelene Hanson in Ipswich, Queensland, our Pauline was so horrified by her elder sibling's racist, xenophobic statements that she changed her surname to PANTSDOWN. However, on the advice of her record company (Caring Potato Productions), she has gone on to change her first name to PAULINE in order to shamelessly cash in on the publicity.
"I see us a being, loik, a female version
of (treasurer) Peter and (minister) Tim Costello", philosophises Pauline,
"We've got completely opposite views on everything, but still share the
same appalling hairstyle and fashion sense!"
HOME BAKE FESTIVAL
Erskinville Rd ERSKINVILLE, SYDNEY
Pauline Pantsdown is MCing an outdoor
Video Hits 1,000th episode
Anti-Violence Project fundraiser
it runs from "10 till late" and costs $5.
at the Feast Festival's "Picnic In The Park"
Elder Park, Adelaide
I North Adelaide Terrace
The ONE NOTION DANCE PARTY
26th September 1998
with Miss Candy
at 10:30pm and midnight
|Wednesday 30 September
VOTE WITH YOUR FEET
Socialist Youth Organisation
Rally against Hanson and Racism
at Sydney Town Hall
Pauline will make
her appearance at 2:15pm
at the Martin Place Amphitheatre
SPEECH AND PICS
ELECTION DAY in store appearance at
with Julie McCrossin at
1 pm, Library lawn, University of NSW
Tuesday 22 September 1998
(Students and Staff Against Racism)
and ANTaR UNSW
(Australians for Native
Title and Reconciliation UNSW)
(Independent candidate for Sydney),
(Democrat Senate candidate),
Hosted by Julie McCrossin
OUTSIDE PARLIAMENT HOUSE
Tuesday 22 September 1998
GAY & LESBIAN
STAND UP FOR
BRING A WHISTLE
Become a Queens' Land Supreme Court Judge for a day
Play: Spot the Difference
The view from here - Comedian Pauline Pantsdown
The Perils of Pauline
Pauline est une punaise!
news: Pauline Pantsdown has been nominated for an "Activism In The Arts"
award by Melbourne cable channel SKA-TV
National's Background Briefing:
How To Make Trouble And Influence People
Read & Post Messages to the Pauline Pantsdown Fan Club Message Board
the Pantsdown phenomenon
what Margo has to say about the Pantsdown/Hanson showdown in Brisbane
you'll need Real Player
Pauline Hanson Sound Bytes has the best collection of Hansonism on the net
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