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TripleJ Net50!
Miss Pantdown called today
for One Nation's abolition and for a Royal Commission into the organisation,
a call which was based on public demands for it to be made accountable
for the funding it receives.
"There is monies that
have been wasted and all the Queer Astrayan people want is a fair go -
they want accountability and I'm going to continue to call for it," she
said.
"And besides, why have
an organisation that is purely based on racism alone.
"I call everyone who supports
these racist policies as being racist themselves, and it's wrong and it
stinks and I don't like it," Miss Pantsdown said.
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| After much sleuthing - well a stroll up Oxford Street - the Fan Club can reveal Pauline Pantsdown is none other than Janet Howard, a mild mannered housewife on Sydney's North Shore. |
| The face of Astrayan
politics has been changed for ever.
On Saturday 12th September Pauline Pantsdown, the real mother of our Nation, launched her campaign for a Senate seat in NSW. She outlined her vision for Astraya including a Ten-Point Plan, and recommended putting One Nation last on ballot papers. Her newest chart-topping single "I Don't Like It" played away in the background. A major part of Pauline's campaign will be to cast out the Hanson-Howard Coalition. You can Vote 1 for bad dress sense without the bad smell of xenophobia and racism. |
| WhO iS PAUliNE PANtSdOWN
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That's the question on everyone's badly-made-up lips! Hanson's lawyers told Judge Ambrose in the Brisbane Supreme Court that they were "making enquiries" as to Pantsdown's identity. All they had to go on was a video of Pantsdown's appearance on the Today Show, which they played in the courtroom. Our Pauline was resplendent in a beautiful red dress with big white buttons, surprisingly similar to one worn by the interviewer, Tracey Grimshaw. She told the national TV audience that "127% of the maynstream Astrayan public'll back me on this issue." For the record, Ms. Pantsdown has yet to hear from Hanson's lawyers. "I've heard rumours that Hanson is goin' through all the Pantsdowns in the phone book" she says, "but we'll have to hope she's got the spelling right!" In fact, Our Pauline finds it unusual that Hanson has had so much trouble tracking her down. "Doesn't she recognise her own sister?!", she exclaims. That's right, folks. Born Raelene Hanson in Ipswich, Queensland, our Pauline was so horrified by her elder sibling's racist, xenophobic statements that she changed her surname to PANTSDOWN. However, on the advice of her record company (Caring Potato Productions), she has gone on to change her first name to PAULINE in order to shamelessly cash in on the publicity. "I see us a being, loik, a female version
of (treasurer) Peter and (minister) Tim Costello", philosophises Pauline,
"We've got completely opposite views on everything, but still share the
same appalling hairstyle and fashion sense!"
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THE BIG
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Hosted by Julie McCrossin OUTSIDE PARLIAMENT HOUSE Tuesday 22 September 1998 6:30pm presented by GAY & LESBIAN RIGHTS LOBBY STAND UP FOR
BRING A WHISTLE
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Brisbane on Monday 28 September 1998 plus the occasional rumour, if you ask the Fan Club very sweetly. |
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